Xuefeng is a Fart

Xuefeng

June 29, 2020

A thing’s value is judged according to its usefulness; if no one needs it, it is as a fart.

For some people, certain things are supreme treasures, but for others, they are as good as farts.

· I gave a pig a bowl of pearls; not only did it fail to thank me, but it also indicated that what I gave it was worse than a fart.

· I gave a lamb a bowl of braised pork; not only did it not show any gratitude, but it also accused me of disrespect.

· I gave a donkey a piece of gold; not only was it not impressed, but it even kicked me.

· As I passed a grand ancestral worship ceremony in a village one day, many people were prostrating themselves and Kowtowing. I asked a standing man who was watching at the ceremony why he failed to join them; he said that it was for their ancestors, but to me it was just a fart.

· One day I asked a young man in Africa if he knew who the first president of the United States was. He said that he only knew the presidents of his country and that the presidents of other countries meant shit to him.

No matter how precious things are, how great and important people are, in the eyes of people who do not need them, they are all farts.

From this, I came to a conclusion: Lifechanyuan’s Xuefeng is a fart.

This leads to another phenomenon; that farts are to be found everywhere.

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